The Crazy Ass Stuff at the Neverland Ranch Auction
Since I’m pretty sure Michael Jackson is either dead or holed up in a Japanese brothel somewhere, they’re auctioning all his stuff back at the states.
That includes the entire contents of Neverland Ranch, a place which should only exist in children’s nightmares. Wait until you see some of the wacky stuff that inhabits these walls. I’d caption them, but I think the pictures speak for themselves.
A 55 Photo Tribute to Busted Tees Girls
You know Busted Tees, those ironic shirts that have some video game phrase or ’80s pop culture reference on them. Sure, in real life they’re worn by fat thirty year old dudes and not hot chicks, but it’s called marketing stupid, hello! Gallery.
America’s Craziest Assassins
Even though almost no one get’s assassinated in America anymore (knock on wood), we do have a rich, unfortunate history of it happening. Go here to see the most infamous events.
Awesome Shots of Surfers Wiping Out
Yeah, it’s true that seeing someone glide on the inside of a wave is pretty awesome, but even more fun to look at are pictures of those same surfers upside down in mid-air about to almost drown. Go here to see.
Mug Shot Hotties Smile for the Camera
Hey hot people commit crimes too. No need to stereotype. Just because someone has a great rack and perfect bone structure, doesn’t mean they’re not a cold blooded killer or serial drunk driver. More likely the latter though. Go here to see the gallery.
The 10 Best and Worst Things About Dating a Nerd
Believe it or not, dating her a nerd isn’t all crazy sex and stimulating conversation. There are also downsides to it that you can only imagine. Go here to read them, along with the good.
6 Ways that Porn Runs the World
Sure porn runs your life right now, but don’t feel bad. It runs everyone else’s too, whether they like it or not. Go here to read about porn’s world domination.
I Would Hate to Be The Parents of These Kids
I for one can’t stand smoking. If I’m around any person that smokes cigarettes they immediately become my enemy. I don’t care how nice a person is, if they smoke cigarettes they are messing with my domain and I don’t want them anywhere near me.
And this is why when I see pictures of kids smoking cigarettes or even worse, drugs, it makes me want to vomit. What kind of parents are these?
Ugh. In any event, here are a few pictures of kids smoking.
Ten Annoying Cartoon Sidekicks
As all of us grew up and watched our Saturday morning cartoons I doubt we paid much attention to it then, but ever notice that just about every cartoon had a sidekick? Hell even He-Man had that little dwarfy guy. But here are 10 sidekicks that pissed us off.
Say Hello to Giulia Elettra Giuletti
Please don’t make me have to write her name again. Giulia proves yet again that Italy is home to the hottest women on the planet. I don’t even think it’s worth debating anymore. Check out the full gallery.
Ten Alien-Looking Places on Earth
Ever go to a place that just doesn’t seem to be from this world? I mean if you look at one of those weird stalactite caves or even a strange dried up lake somewhere. Sometimes it makes you wonder. Anyway here are ten of those places.
The Dance Craze that is Sweeping the Nation
That’s right, the dance move is called the “Moustache Ride”, and it’s sweeping the nation. This is one of those girls where you really don’t have to see her face to know she’s hot. Check out the larger picture.
The Ten Ugliest Gobots Ever Made
In 1983, Tonka unleashed Gobots upon an unsuspecting populace of pre-pubescent boys hungry for something to replace their soon to be moldering Return of the Jedi toys. Now, they’re a thing of the past but still, we remember the ugly ones.
Woman Jailed for Making Loud Sex Noises
I wish I were making this up. A wife ordered by a court to stop her noisy love-making was behind bars yesterday. Caroline Cartwright, 48, is accused of flouting her anti-social behavior order three times in 10 days
Really Weird Pitchers for Serving Tea
I guess if you’re going to entertain guests in strange fashion you could always whip out a really odd pitcher. Then again you might scare the crap out of your guests.
“Rap Chop” Remix of Slap Chop Video is the Greatest Thing You’ll See All Day
I’ll be honest, I was expecting this to be really lame, but by the end I was having a Slap Chop techno dance party in my room. Whoever did this is really talented.
Now that I’ve seen this, I really want the same guy to do a remix of a Billy Mays commercial, but I think that might be so intense it would literally melt my ears off.
10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bods to God
God loves everyone, not just pastors who cheat on their wives and taxes. He’s been so gracious as to save these 10 porn stars from certain damnation in hell for eternity. Go here to see who converted.
How to Properly React to Swine Flu
The answer? Take all your cues from the movie Outbreak. Actually treat it like a step by step instructional manual. Go here to see what to do.
Creed Reunion Tour? Nooooooo
Yup, Scott Stapp is sobering up and getting the boys back together for a reunion tour and new album. For more information Google “The worst band ever” and scroll down. You’ll find more information there. That is not a joke.
Newly Discovered Star Thing is Way the Hell Out There
The Very Large Telescope in Chile (yes, it’s real name) has discovered what scientists are calling the most far away object ever seen. The gamma ray burst is alleged to be 13.1 billion years away. Go here to see it.
Willem Dafoe Fights the Devil
Have you seen the new trailer for Antichirst yet? No? Well don’t, ever, I’m serious. No really, I’m not kidding. Do not click on this link.
Miller vs. Bud Beer Girl Showdown
Hot chicks have been trying to sell us beer for years now, and like any normal American, I choose my beer not based on the taste, but on the hotness of the chick telling me to drink it. So who won the Miller vs. Bud showdown? Go here to see.
A Very Happy Birthday To Denise Milani
Denise Milani, a former physical therapist that has gone on to become the Internet’s most popular big breast model, celebrated her 29th birthday last Friday.
According to her MySpace page, when Milani was a teenager, her breasts began to grow at a faster rate than other girls. With big breasts and great looks, she was encouraged to become a model.
And thank God for that….
Peter Griffin Motivational Posters
Peter Griffin seemingly has it all: good friends, a healthy family, and a hot redheaded wife he has managed to hang onto despite his arguable weight problem. We can all learn a thing or two about living, loving and drinking from the simplistic thinking of this man.
Pictures of Really Interesting Guitar Necks
I always like when people put a little extra effort into their possessions. Like when people modify their PC’s or even bike helmets. Well some people like to modify their guitar necks.
Probably the Best Dating Site for Males…Ever
Are you tired of wondering if she’s cheating on you? Do you love to leave the toilet seat up? Want to enjoy freedom on the weekend and watch a little football with your buddies, rather than work on your “honey do” list? Check out Conjugal Harmony
These are the Worst Wolverine Costumes Around
Scientific research has proven that the best way to gauge the popularity of a super hero is to count the number of hilariously homemade fanboy costumes he or she inspires. The following awesomely bad variations are quite the testament to what a big deal Wolverine is.
The Fifteen Strangest Keyboards
Just look at the state of your keyboard. Anyone would think you’d been munching biscuits over it, slopping tea on it, spluttering into it and splurging unidentified gloop across its greasy keys. Would you like a washable keyboard?
