Apr
28
2009
5 Examples of How Not to Get Chicks

Men have been trying different methods of getting women for years. And one would be surprised at what works. I mean on occasion the putting on of Orange bronzer or even assless Jeans can work.
I suppose there’s a fetish for just about everything. However, I think it’s pretty safe to say if you do not want to attract a female, there are methods.
Whether intentional or not, here are 5 examples of how NOT to get a chick
The Plain Fanny Pack

The Fanny Pack accompanied by a wolf shirt

The Fanny Pack accompanied by pale out of shape body

The Hello Kitty Gun Shirt

The Animal Fanny Pack


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