Boneless Belt: The Shameful Way to Lose Weight

It’s the revolutionary new weight loss system from Japan! And you know it must work because they’re all 100 lbs over there! How is the “Boneless Belt” supposed to work?

“In effect, the structure of the rubber belt is a large mesh grid that splits the dieter’s belly, side and back fat into easily manageable blobs. This allows for increased metabolic consumption of calories and raises the propensity for increased blood flow values. More blood flow = more heat = more burning of fat.”

Well that’s science if I’ve ever heard it. Just make sure you’re not around any newborn kittens while wearing it or else they’ll all try to jump on you to get milk from your dozen or so teats.

[via Gizmodo]