What Future Family Men Have to Look Forward To

I’ve seen plenty of these demotivational posters in my day but for the most part I haven’t really taken any to heart…until now.  This poster is the epitome of what my life is more than likely going to be like.

You see I just got married and as if going to the beach isn’t hard enough.  I can’t wait until the day I have one child pissing on the sand, a pregnant wife who doesn’t look good in a bathing suit, and me losing my hair watching Spring Break fun.

Life sucks.  Period.