Imagine The Possibilities
That’s all I’m saying man….
Some Chicks Just Don’t Belong
We’ve all seen it. A group of hot girls is walking down the street and one of their friends just isn’t too hot. It’s a classic mismatch. Now I’m wondering. Is she in this group because she thinks she’s hot?
Or is she in this group because the hot girls want to appear even hotter. Nothing is more annoying than a chick that thinks she’s way hotter than she is.
Anyway, can you spot the inequalities of these pictures?
Bitchslapping the Wrong Guy
You just never know who you’re going to piss off.
I would have to think that the dude harassing the guy has to feel bad about this.
Spencer Pratt Beat Down
Legally you can’t go out and beat Spencer Pratt (or his wife) within an inch of their lives. Luckily, Sickpigs.com has done the next best thing. Behold, Spencer Pratt being beaten, shot and violated in animated GIF form.
Examples of When Graffiti Punks Get Witty
Most times when you’re driving down the highway or walking down the street you rarely see any graffiti worth looking at. Usually it’s some “tag” or symbol of a gang or whatever dumb message the sprayer or painter is trying to convey.
So it’s nice when once in a while one of these people actually thinks of the passer byers. It’s nice to know they’re putting some thought into their “mark” being seen by the public.
Here are some examples of when graffiti punks get witty
The Top 10 Non-Emergency 911 Calls
Just because you smoked a lot of weed, doesn’t mean you’re going to die. And no OFFICER, you shouldn’t call 911.
What Every 24-35 Year Old’s Facebook Profile Really Says
Lately, it seems like facebook has been going downhill. You two or three friend requests every day from random chicks who are clearly just spammers, and there are so many quizzes and surveys going around. It’s awful. Here’s what every 24-35 year old’s facebook profile is really saying
A Bunch of Awkward Wedding Photos
Awkward family photos are great, but even better are awkward wedding photos, where awkwardness dresses up.
10 funniest videos of Animals owning people
Take note of the examples of these 10 foolhearted men, women and babies who think felt the icy scorn of hairy and feathered creatures who turned the tables on those that eff’d with them.
The Funniest Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Clips
One thing that always made Conan O’Brien’s talk show better than the others - in addition to Conan being, quite simply, much funnier than the other hosts - was the quality of the bits before the show’s first guest would appear.
The Top Ten Stupid Store Names
When you’re thinking of a name for your hot new burger joint or your neighborhood ice-creamery, you should take a second to make sure your ideas are not derived from categories on the popular SNL skit Celebrity Jeopardy.
Squirrels are Awesome, Here’s Why
The internet has been taken over by cats for an exceptionally long time now. However, judging from these pictures, it’s clear a new power is rising: squirrels. You see them everywhere, but often you miss out on their best antics. I’ve compiled some of them here for you.
The Best of Celebrity Look-Alikes
I’ve seen plenty of celebrity look-alike posts before but I really like when they take celebrities and match them up with non human things. You’ll get a lot of that in this list.
The 20 Most Creative Environmental Ads
They sure do know how to get their point across don’t they? After looking at these I went outside and hugged a bush for about an hour.
The 20 Weirdest Album Covers Ever
I’ve seen a few of these, but most of them are new. I didn’t know there was an album called “Picking Up Girls Made Easy”! Where can I buy it?
Playing “Match the Quote” from the Todd Phillips Movie
The Hangover looks to have all the makings of an instant classic and is sure to be chocked full of repeatable one-liners, so what better time than now to play match the 20 classic quotes to the three other watchable Todd Phillips movies?
4 Baffling Moments in the New Jonas Brothers “Song”
I still don’t and will never understand the appeal of the Jonas Brothers. Sure if you’re 3-years-old and just like to hear cheery beats that’s fine. But come on. They represent this generation? Ugh. Anyway, here are more baffling moments.
Alicia Silverstone’s Daily Planner Then and Now
In 1994 she was plastered all over teen mags and movie premiers everywhere. And now? Well, after doing some digging we found a page out of her current daily planner.
A Collection of Inappropriate Wedding Toasts
If there’s one moment to buck up and try to be a bit classy it’s probably the wedding toast. Nothing wrong with a little humor here and there but when you get to this point, you should probably rethink your speech.
18 Climactic “O” Faces on Animals
Your “O” face is special, never let anyone tell you otherwise. In a way it’s your very own trademark. A trademark which outlines completion, achievement, and above all - satisfaction. We picked animals in this gallery.
Everyone Has Their Favorite Hip Hop Drink
Are there entertainers that capitalize on their popularity more than rappers by pushing crappy products on their fanbase? In hip hop, having an album go platinum somehow equates to being a good businessman.
The Top 10 People Who Just Won’t Go Away
We’re all tired of their antics by now, but they just don’t realize it. They just need to go the hell away. Go here to see who.
Choose Your Own Adventure Books That Never Quite Made It
Out of all those Choose Your Own Adventure books that were made, you know that some of them just didn’t make the final cut. Something Awful decided to dig deep into the collective fetid imaginations of the forum goons this week to find out just what, in their minds, should have made it to the bookshelves.
The Flowchart of Sex
There have been plenty of lame flow charts in recent years but I have to admit, this one ain’t bad. Click to enlarge.
Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Quotes in Comic Form
There could have easily been a top 10 list of stupid celebrity quotes that was not in comic book form but the format complements Britney Spears‘ and Tara Reid’s mind-blowing (and occasionally head-shaving) intellect.
The Funniest Street Signs
One of the most enjoyable parts of road-tripping, other than the free-standing Chick-fil-A and ridiculous rest stop gift shops, is surely the road signs seen along the way.
Things That All Men Think, but Don’t Say Out Loud to Women
Yeah I’ve definitely said a few of these out loud. It doesn’t work out well. Go here to see the list.
The 10 Best Public Bathrooms in the World
How exactly do you go about researching an article like this? Get paid on assignment to go around the world an poo? I guess so. Go here to see the findings.
