Pic Of The Day: Vandals Like Tetris
Seven Clowns That Are Sure to Creep You Out
This post is a public service for you if you ’re thinking about being any type of clown for Halloween.
We all hate clowns, to some extent, and you have these 7 fellows to thank.
The 13 Worst Mythical Creatures
Long ago, the world was a primitive place where everyone invented gods and monsters to explain what was happening around them.
Some of these mythical creatures are awesome (a pegasus, anyone?) and some are not so good.
Hilarious Robin Williams Quotes
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Unbreakable Fighting Umbrella
The entourage of the Philippine president, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, has an unusual secret weapon. Her security team defends the head of the government with umbrellas. Not ordinary umbrellas, but unbreakable fighting umbrellas.
Watch the video to see the combat-brolly in action
Perfect 10 Face Plant
This technique starts off looking pretty stupid and just gets worse once he lands painfully back on the mat.
Freak shot lands golfer in court
A South Korean golfer has paid a heavy price for an embarrassing shot that landed his caddy in hospital.
The golfer, identified by the country’s Supreme Court only as “Jung,” was fined 2 million won ($1,400) for the incident, which occurred at a club in Gunsan Province more than two years ago.
Media reports said Jung had wound up a huge swing at the third hole but when his left foot slipped, the ball rocketed off in the wrong direction and struck his caddy — standing eight meters behind him — in the stomach.
The caddy needed seven weeks of hospital treatment.
The Supreme Court recognized lower courts’ ruling that Jung had violated the duty of due care to prevent injury to others while playing a sport.
Who The Hell Wants To Drink Non Alcoholic Vodka?
Best. Girl. Ever
Five free games that you may have difficulty putting down
Everyone knows a few different internet games that we look at decide to only play for five minutes or so… then discover it’s 6 in the morning and the cat’s been dead for three days.
So here’s a list of some of those games, in no particular order.
The Top 35 Craziest Halloween Costumes from Around the World
Well, it turns out that Japan is just way, way better at this than anyone else. So to keep it interesting, Cracked has decided to throw the strangest costumes the rest of the world can muster against the Japanese.
Sort of a World War of costumes that will haunt your dreams.
Unusual Last Wills And Testaments
While most wills are left in order to make certain that our financial affairs are taken care of after our death, some people have used them to make political points, or just for a bit of a laugh.
This is a list of 10 of the strangest last wishes of people famous, and not so famous.
Kung Fu Clowns
Pretty funny Bell South Yellow Pages commercial with James Lew was the stunt coordinator with his “Hong Kong Wire Action Team”.
The 10 Sexiest Political Spoofs of Campaign 2008
Wow this is amazing. Check out the other 9
An Oldie But Goodie: B*tch Stole My Fish
The Scariest Thing You’ll See Before Halloween
Courtesy of Afrojacks. Yikes!
An Exotic dancer. A pole. A high heel. And now, a lawsuit.
A United States man is suing a Florida strip club after he says a performer’s shoe flew off during a pole dance, shattering the mirrored ceiling and causing glass, as well as the shoe, to hit him.
LOL - full story.
Songs About Butts
Booty, Ass, Butt, Derriere, Arse, Behind, Buns, Buttocks, Hind End, Keister, Nates, Posterior, Prat, Fanny, Rear End, Tooshie, Seat, Fundament, Backside, Bottom, Hindquarters, Tush, Rump, Stern, Tail Rear, Bum, Can, Heine. Let me count the ways!
There are lots of words for butts, but there are even more songs about ass, representing all genres and spanning decades.
What Is This Sheep Doing?
Has Your Server Crashed Recently? Maybe It’s Hosted Here
I hope none of these photos were taken in the Mick Landers server room.
What Bumper Stickers Say About Us
It’s always entertaining to have people on the road who have taken the trouble to stick bumper stickers on their vehicles to inform the public of their smart dog, their baby on board, their growing family, or of course, their honor student.
Due to technology advances in bumper stickers, getting one isn’t quite the commitment it used to be, when whatever eighty cent slogan you slapped on there would outlive your car.
Now, with the easily removable window stickers, people can put anything they want on their car without having to think through the ramifications of still having it on in several years.
Ricky Gervais & Thandie Newton Re-enacted Sarah Palin Porno
This is from Brit TV show Graham Norton Uncut.
The Funniest Hairstyles of the 20th Century
From Beehives to Farah Fawcett, the 20th century has seen plenty of different kinds of hairstyles.
Momgrind takes a look into all of them. The pictures are what make this post worth seeing.
Baby Tries to Drink from a Hose
This is pretty funny.
Squirrel Fights Dog
