The 10 Hardest Jobs to Fill in America
Lots of tech stuff, and lots of manual labor. Guess your philosophy degree isn’t exactly in high demand huh?
Possibly the Worst Bullfighting Video Ever
I know you guys follow the bull fighting circuit pretty closely, but I felt like I needed to share this one. The matador in this video is Isreal Lanco, and you just watched a bull almost puncture his lung.
Openly Gay Teen Crowned Prom Queen
Uhhh, is this progress? I think “King” would have been more of a step in the right direction, but whatever.
Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim
A German court handed a man a two-year suspended sentence for starting a violent brawl of unlikely weapons–and armed himself with a live swan to club another man.
Chuck E. Cheese Boob Grab Revealed! The Photo That Prompted a Lawsuit
As you’ll recall, a 22-year-old woman by the name of Jennifer Sorbello claims a Chuck E. Cheese employee (dressed like a large rodent) grabbed her breast during a visit to the restaurant’s South County location last summer.
Boy Does 10,000 Push ups in 3 hours
Lu Di, 6, flexes his muscles as other students watch at a kungfu school in Songshan, central China’s Henan Province July 26, 2006. According to the school’s president Shi Yongdi, Lu did 10,000 push-ups in three hours
Dad Accused of Biting Sons Eyes
A horrifying case of alleged child abuse has surfaced in Bakersfield, where a 34-year-old father is accused of biting out one of his son’s eyes and mutilating the other.
Police say Angel Vidal Mendoza appeared to be under the influence of PCP when he attacked the 4-year-old boy April 28.
Bogus Quotes Attributed to Famous People
It’s amazing the magical things you can do with Wikipedia. Go here to read the quotes.
The Best Job in the World: Getting Paid to Drink
Turns out there’s another “BEST JOB IN THE WORLD”, so for all of you people who applied for the six months of blogging and caretaking on the islands of the Great Barrier Reef, have no fear, another opportunity awaits you!
Woman Arrested With Sausage in Pants
A Florida woman was arrested last night after she was spotted with a bulge in her pants at a 7-Eleven. And the store clerk had a feeling it wasn’t a big, fat uncut sausage, except it was……
The 14 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits Filed by the RIAA/MPAA
How about the one against my ex-girlfriend who almost had to drop out of college because she could barely pay the five thousand dollar settlement for downloading three Jesse McCartney songs? How about that one? True story. Read the rest here.
This is the True Wonder Bra: It Saved Somone’s Life
According to news sources, a 57-year-old Detroit woman was shot by a group of men she saw breaking into a neighbor’s house. One of them shot directly at her, but she was saved from certain death when the under wire in her bra deflected the bullet.
A Guy in a Snuggie Attempted a Burglarly
When police arrived at the scene, Ryzner-Meredith, who was wearing a dark-blue Snuggie blanket and a hooded sweatshirt, was arrested after several other suspects had fled, police said. Check out the full story.
WTF? No more Prostitutes on Craigslist?
The buyer gets sex, the seller gets money, and everyone leaves the seedy, back-alley hotel room happy…most of the time. Well, not anymore. Craigslist is apparently abolishing its Erotic Services section.
New England Euphoria Postpones Season Until They Can Find A City That Cares
Shocking news on the Lingerie Football League front. The New England Euphoria’s debut season has been postponed due to a lack of venue.
First U.S. Face Transplant is…Successful?
Yeah, it doesn’t look like it went that well, but when you see the before pictures, you can see that it’s better than nothing. Go here if you dare.
Star Wars Geeks Tie the Knot in Style
Inspired by a love of sci-fi, a British couple picked May 4 (aka “Star Wars Day”) for their geek wedding. Duncan Thomson and Sammi Gardiner had their first date at the 2005 flick “Revenge of the Sith” and tied the knot on Monday dressed as Han Solo and Princess Leia.
Woman Jailed for Making Loud Sex Noises
I wish I were making this up. A wife ordered by a court to stop her noisy love-making was behind bars yesterday. Caroline Cartwright, 48, is accused of flouting her anti-social behavior order three times in 10 days
Are you Ready for the Male Contraceptive Pill?
We’re getting closer and closer to a contraceptive pill for men. Condoms may soon become a thing of the past. It’s a shame because I’m getting married in a few days. Would have been nice to try this thing out.
Signs from the Mad Madison Teabagger Party
Speakers at a sometimes angry rally last week accused Gov. Jim Doyle and lawmakers of smoking crack cocaine, said government spending was ruining the country and called for the ouster of all elected Democrats.
Funny, I notice that most of these people looked kind of white trashy. I guess that’s besides the point. Mr. Obama has a lot of work on his hand.
I’m sure these signs really phased him.
Going through All of Michael Jackson’s Junk
Michael Jackson was in the news yet again this week when it was announced that he’d halted the planned auction for much of his random, near-priceless crap. Luckily our friend Gibbs sorted through all his crap.
Child Find’s Marijuana in Her Happy Meal
I’ve heard some weird stories about strange things winding up in food. However, it would be quite the scene if you wound up finding weed in your happy meal.
The 7 Best Pictures of the G20 Protests
The G20 protests yielded some pretty intense pictures captured by brave photographers who risked life and limb to get them. Here are the absolute best ones I could find.
Photos via Boston.
Top 10 Weirdest Prescription Drug Side Effects
What’s the point in even taking prescription drugs these days? I mean if you’re gonna have an additional 15 illnesses is it even worth it? Definitely not if you have one of these 10 side effects
Getting a DUI for Riding Around in a Motorized Barstool
Newark Police hand out DUI tickets all of the time, but this latest citation is a first of it’s kind. Police ticketed Kile Wygle for OVI while he was on a motorized barstool.
A Half Dozen Oddball Twitter Experiences
If you don’t use Twitter now, you most likely will in the near future. The damned thing is practically as big as Facebook already. So naturally with something this size, there comes some major weirdness. Here are 6 strange ways to use the service.
Ashley Biden Doing some Very Bad Things…Allegedly
We’ve known that Ashley Biden has done some bad things in her past (and if you didn’t, now you do). However her most recent faux pas involved a little dollar bill or red line and some white stuff. According to the New York post, a video will possibly be leaked of the VP’s daughter doing cocaine.
Drinking Very Hot Tea Can Increase the Risk of Throat Cancer
People are advised to wait a few minutes before drinking a cup of freshly-boiled tea today as a new study, published on the British Medical Journal website.
