Three Absolutely Horrible Guido Videos
Personally I fear the rise of the Guido more than just about any bad disease or financial situation in our country right now. This is by far the worst movement and culture the world has ever seen.
If we keep allowing this to happen our country will not exist within ten years.
Please. Oh God please stop with this insanity.
A Collection of Interesting Anti Car Theft Devices
Some people will do anything and everything to protect their cars. No matter who the crook or what the situation is, they are ready to use whatever means necessary to prevent their car from being taken.
….like using a chain attached to a tree.
Check out some of these moronic anti car theft devices after the jump
The Death Star Grill Will Obliterate Your Hamburgers
Or just make them delicious, I’m not sure. Some very creative dude made this thing from scratch, and is now selling it on Ebay. No, it’s not just a concept drawing. Hit the jump for a picture of the real thing.
A Bunch of Awkward Wedding Photos
Awkward family photos are great, but even better are awkward wedding photos, where awkwardness dresses up.
13 Old School Beer Ads From Anheuser Busch
Anheuser Busch has been getting us wasted since the late 1800’s. This shouldn’t be a total shocker considering what they got away with when it came time to print. Even though the Malt Nutrine only contained 1.9% alcohol, it’s still a stretch to target nursing mothers and children.
The 10 Most Unnecessarily Caffeinated Consumer Products
Soap, inhalers, pantyhose, seriously? Why? I understand the pressures of a modern life, but we’ll all be dead by forty if we keep this up.
Art Through Vandalism
…or “How to build awesome monsters of out of traffic cones.” Either way, you definitely have to check this out.
Now This is What I Call a Pedicure
Meet Boy, a 39 year-old Asian elephant at the Kiev Zoo that recently underwent complex pedicure. A delegation of German veterinarians coming from the Munich Zoo took their tools out, sedated the big champ and started their cosmetic work.
Will Boy get more female Elephant ass after all the hassle? I sure as hell hope so.
50 Strangely Sexy Mannequins
We’ve all had that moment where we accidentally mistook a mannequin for a human and started a conversation with it. What you might not know is that sometimes mannequins really do come to life.
7 YouTube videos that could be considered child abuse
Now I understand that having kids is sometimes just another way to keep life interesting, but scaring the bejesus out of them is kinda wrong. Taping is even wronger, and then putting it up on YouTube for the whole world to laugh at…well, it’s pretty damn hysterical.
How Magazines Look after Iranian Censorship
In the Islamic Republic of Iran magazines are vetted for acceptability by the Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance and those few magazines that are not banned end up covered in white stickers and black ink.
The Ferrari Guy is For Hire
This is thhe best thing you will see all day. Introdouching the long lost sixth member of the band Scorpion, known simply as the “Ferrari Guy”. According to his website, he is available for the following services…
Squirrels are Awesome, Here’s Why
The internet has been taken over by cats for an exceptionally long time now. However, judging from these pictures, it’s clear a new power is rising: squirrels. You see them everywhere, but often you miss out on their best antics. I’ve compiled some of them here for you.
15 Creative Hedge Designs
Do you ever think that everyone is super talented at something they just haven’t tried yet? Like what if I’m the world’s best hedge sculptor and don’t even know it?
A Bizarre Set of 10 Interesting Speakers
Conventional speakers might give you great sound when listening to music, watching movies, or playing games, but they shouldn’t have to be boring. Meet ten of the coolest, most creative speakers you can actually buy.
20 Bizarre Star Wars Ads
Whenever an epic film franchise hits the screens, it’s almost a given that commercials on everything from socks to cheese slices will be all over the place. Star Wars was, of course, no exception.
A Gallery of Really Weird Soaps
Look, just because you CAN shape soap into anything, doesn’t mean you SHOULD. Here are a bunch of examples of strange soaps people have fashioned. Keep an eye out for the baby hands, the creepiest product I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m not exaggerating.
Not sure What to Think about Scientific Tattoos
It’s weird because I wouldn’t think that a bunch of scientists would be the tattoo type. Then again these might be a bunch of morons who went out and tried to look smarter. Check out these scientific tattoos.
Gilette Teaches us How to Shave Balls
This can’t be for real. Can it? Can it? Gillette wants men to shave their balls? Serious. This is their rationale: “When there is no underbrush… the tree looks taller?!”
Exactly What the Hell is This Cute/Terrifying Thing?
It’s called a “pigmy jeroba” and it looks some someone tried to teleport a mouse across the room, and chick accidentally wandered into the machine, splicing their DNA together. It’s kind of adorable, but I also think an army of them could probably take over the world if they wanted to.
25 Body Hacks to Supercharge Yourself
I didn’t know what a “body hack” was either until I read this. Now I’m a superhero.
Sucks to Have it Go Wrong: Marriage Proposal Fails
While the divorce rate sits at 53% I’m sure as hell hoping I don’t have to go through the motions again in my lifetime. Lord knows it’s hard enough planning a wedding and dealing with all that bullshit.
But never in my wildest dreams could I imagine that my current wife would actually say “no” when I got down on one knee.
Sorry dudes. Check out these marriage proposals gone bad
The Coolest and Funniest Ties out There
Nobody enjoys wearing a tie. Many of us have to wear them anyway. Owning any of these crazy awesome ties makes tying what is essentially a silk noose around your neck slightly more tolerable.
A Gallery of Winged Cats
This will go down as probably one of the most WTF posts I’ve ever made, but so be it. There is a phenomenon with some name I can’t pronounce that causes cats to have wings.
They can’t fly (damn it!) but they do look pretty awesome. Hit the jump for more winged-catness.
30 Cases of Extreme Police Brutality
Why yes, this is a fun, lighthearted read. Why do you ask?
The Top Twelve Most Bizzare Phobias
You might have encountered someone who has a fear of flying – or it could be you who personally have a fear of flying. Basically, these phobias are something that people would have to deal with at one point or another. But these might not be.
Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim
A German court handed a man a two-year suspended sentence for starting a violent brawl of unlikely weapons–and armed himself with a live swan to club another man.
An Interview with Michael Siffre: Real Caveman
In 1962, a French speleologist named Michel Siffre spent two months living in total isolation in a subterranean cave, without access to clock, calendar, or sun. Find out more about his isolation stories.
